elephantsallthewaydown

a nyc lawyer who works too much, obsesses over terry pratchett's discworld, and knits.
barackobama:

RealNichelle:
Taken 2/29/12 in the Oval Office - Live Long & Prosper!
Someone emailed this to us with the subject line: “Tumblr worthy?” Yes. We would say so.

barackobama:

RealNichelle:

Taken 2/29/12 in the Oval Office - Live Long & Prosper!

Someone emailed this to us with the subject line: “Tumblr worthy?” Yes. We would say so.

turnabout:

love-and-radiation:

Forever.

This episode is perfection. It is a delightful blend of absurdism and excellent children’s music.

turnabout:

love-and-radiation:

Forever.

This episode is perfection. It is a delightful blend of absurdism and excellent children’s music.

(via sourdoughislife)

icecoldnukacola:

nilecrocodile:

#THEIR CONDUCT AT BASEBALL GAMES AND POLITICAL CONVENTIONS
this is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen omg

makes sense

icecoldnukacola:

nilecrocodile:

#THEIR CONDUCT AT BASEBALL GAMES AND POLITICAL CONVENTIONS

this is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen omg

makes sense

(Source: anarchistsoup, via turnabout)

Neil deGrasse Tyson stargazing with Pluto (not the planet, not that it is a planet, at least not according to Neil deGrasse Tyson).

Neil deGrasse Tyson stargazing with Pluto (not the planet, not that it is a planet, at least not according to Neil deGrasse Tyson).

(via crookedindifference)

animalstalkinginallcaps:

NO, YOU’RE NOT IN THE WRONG CLEARING. WE’RE THE FIRST PANEL THAT’S SPEAKING TO THE HOUSE OVERSIGHT COMMITTEE ABOUT THE ISSUE OF CHICKEN SAFETY.
YES, WE’RE A CONCERNED GROUP OF COMMUNITY LEADERS AND EXPERTS.
YOU CAN COUNT ON OUR UNBIASED AND HEARTFELT OPINIONS ON THE PERTINENT ISSUES THAT AFFECT MILLIONS OF CHICKENS NATIONWIDE.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

NO, YOU’RE NOT IN THE WRONG CLEARING. WE’RE THE FIRST PANEL THAT’S SPEAKING TO THE HOUSE OVERSIGHT COMMITTEE ABOUT THE ISSUE OF CHICKEN SAFETY.

YES, WE’RE A CONCERNED GROUP OF COMMUNITY LEADERS AND EXPERTS.

YOU CAN COUNT ON OUR UNBIASED AND HEARTFELT OPINIONS ON THE PERTINENT ISSUES THAT AFFECT MILLIONS OF CHICKENS NATIONWIDE.

barackobama:

If Mitt Romney and a few Republican senators get their way, employers could be making women’s health care decisions for them.

barackobama:

If Mitt Romney and a few Republican senators get their way, employers could be making women’s health care decisions for them.

‎The problem, often not discovered until late in life, is that when you look for things in life like love, meaning, motivation, it implies they are sitting behind a tree or under a rock. The most successful people in life recognize, that in life they create their own love, they manufacture their own meaning, they generate their own motivation.

For me, I am driven by two main philosophies, know more today about the world than I knew yesterday. And lessen the suffering of others. You’d be surprised how far that gets you.

Neil deGrasse Tyson (via nedhepburn)

(Source: everydayepiphanies, via turnabout)

turnabout:

I know it’s basically a cliche now, but I love jumping portraits.
(Also Freeman is getting some impressive height on that jump.)

Yes.

turnabout:

I know it’s basically a cliche now, but I love jumping portraits.

(Also Freeman is getting some impressive height on that jump.)

Yes.

(Source: notesfrom-thepast)

zoearcher:

Poor Sean Bean.

Classic. Can we get a version for James Marsden? “Every Character I Play Get Dumped”

zoearcher:

Poor Sean Bean.

Classic. Can we get a version for James Marsden? “Every Character I Play Get Dumped”

(Source: 9gag, via turnabout)

turnabout:

barackobama:

Accept no substitutes.

Everyone else is excitedly picturing Obama forcing his staff to come over when he makes chili because Michelle is out of town, right? Just me? Okay.

J - isn’t that a West Wing episode plot?

turnabout:

barackobama:

Accept no substitutes.

Everyone else is excitedly picturing Obama forcing his staff to come over when he makes chili because Michelle is out of town, right? Just me? Okay.

J - isn’t that a West Wing episode plot?